STANICH'S IS STILL #1
What's essential for the best no-pants January, you ask? Obviously... Lettuce. Tomato. Maybe a little onion. Meat, or faux meat, which is still delicious. Cheese, or faux cheese, which is definitely not as delicious. And, of course, buns. But, to be honest, since your natural buns are out, you can just lose those, whether or not you give a hooey about gluten, and rock these burger adorned sunglasses. And obvy, the cutlery is just for the gram, cause we're fancy #influencers who care about aesthetic, and our burger-grease covered hands simply weren't as appealing in the overhead shot.
- NO SLIP - We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE - Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- NO LEOPARDS - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).