FORGET GANDALF, MEET JORDALF!
Don’t be fooled by that sweet grin and glorious gray mane. She is the queen of The Surreal World. Her magical powers include conjuring a drama-deflecting shield, zapping house rule-breakers with lightning, and, according to her momager, doing a mean center split. All Gandalf did was get high, harass hobbits and tell creatures that can’t fly to “fly you fools.” What a loser. We stan Jordalf.
- NO SLIP - We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE - Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- NO LEOPARDS - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).